“Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.”
― Dr. Seuss
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straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

(Source: bearsnbritts, via fifty-shades-of-dick)

budweiner:

When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad

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(via ruinedchildhood)

enimrac01:

knifefarty:

iwonthellamaatthefayre:

wibblywobblyuniverse:

knifefarty:

if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea too

If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that

no thats illegal

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(via samiawashere)

whoredinarygirl:

i can’t even pick my favorite song what makes you think i can pick a college

(via samiawashere)

"You see your cousin is cleaning the house and being nice to her siblings. Why can’t you be like her?" Little do they know what she is doing when her parents are not home.